Let's start with the worst. Did anyone guess? yeah, that's right, The Da Vinci Code. The most anti-Catholic and evil book ever written is about to become the most anti-Catholic and evil film ever made, except possibly Syriana. Publishers, you are lucky George Clooney never wrote a book.
For one thing, the film is sorely mis-cast. Tom Hanks falling in love with Audrey Tatou? That's more than just wrong. I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
Tom Hanks looking like a little rat.
Ha ha. I can so make fun of any picture of this film on IMDB! Too bad I can't paste to this site.
Oh, come on Tom. Give Audrey a little space.
E-NOUGH!
Oh my gosh, if I have to look at that hair cut again, I am going to throw up.
The film basically works around the idea of Tom Hanks bumbling around Europe, ruining the world one Catholic Church at a time. This is all while trying to deciper a puzzle. We look back to that first picture of him and just need to tell Tom, "Stop playing with your games Tommy. They said no to Toy Story Three."
Tom Hanks about to take a crap on the roof of the Louvre Museum in Paris
Whoops. I ran out of room on my blog. They aren't letting me paste any more pictures on here. Dang, I was just heating up. To be continued....
2 comments:
You are Tom Hanks... Woody!!!
LIAM SHUT UP!
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